A Terrain Filled With 37 Dungeons and Dragons Memes for Tough Love Couples Competing for Dungeon Master

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    When your new dice keep rolling 1's What did I buy you for? To make me sad?
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    party: have we got enough rations to reach the mountains? lizardfolk ranger: maybe the real rations are the friends we make along the way hold up
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    DM: your health drops to zero. you fall unconscious level 11 Barbarian: No....No I dont think I will
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    And don't forget the new Dungeons & Dragons phrase I taught you. Clickety-clackety, I roll to attackety
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    Veteran players failing a perception check and walking into the most obvious trap imaginable imgflip.com For The bit
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    fb.com/dndmemes SAY IT AGAIN DUNGEON MASTER YOU HAVE ADVANTAGE
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    Bardic inspiration is just someone believing in you
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    the tavern owner ΑΠΟΥ the Again? Seriously? The destructive wizard "chaotic neutral" rogue the barbarian that constantly starts fights boblin the goblin
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    When the "easy" encounter just downed the Barbarian after 2 back to back crits. GM: 500 Keep calm, it's only a spike. It'll soon stabilise!
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    40 year old dwarf You're just a child. analarstate.gpgp 40 year old elf Well, you're just a teenager.
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    When you roll a nat 1 and the DM is in a good mood. の You...saved me? I'm not through with you.
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    The party The DM Stop giving me your toughest battles It's a puzzle made for 5-year- olds
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    Barbarian with no magic weapons I'm going to attack the ghost by swinging the halfling in magic platemail at it DM That feels weird, but I'll allow it ifunny.co
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    Liam O'Brien replied Marisha Ray@Marisha_Ray.1d "Why are D&D character backgrounds always so tragic?" Because content happy people don't feel the need to go out and HUNT DRAGONS. 177,136 713 Liam O'Brien 38.8K @VoiceOfOBrien · 1d . "Hey Jerry, wanna leave your new bride and successful winery for 6 months and rid the land of vampires with me?" "F*k off." 95 17535 7,792
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    DO Is this the next dungeon? Dungeon? No, we're just a small village plagued by- she 00 YEAH THIS IS IT
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    A random NPC What are you people doing in my apartment? imgflip.com The party looking for a free place to stay because the innkeeper wouldn't haggle [chainsaw revs]
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    Rogue, you have a disguise kit, right? Rogue:
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    D&D players researching thermodynamics to one shot monsters. D&D players trying to figure out the obvious plot, and puzzles.
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    Me and the boys carrying out our foolproof plan 5 ει 5 ει El SEL St ει SEL Dexati www.dexati.com
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    dndplayers CLERIC NEW PLAYER VETERAN PLAYER "Isn't that the class that just heals people?" "It can do other things."
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    When the players' paranoia has gotten out of control The party casting detect evil and good, detect magic, detect thoughts, and dominate monster A spoon
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    The DM When a player is about to pull the lever. quickmeme.com
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    When the Bard asks What the NPC is wearing. [softly] Don't.
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    A kind, caring NPC who genuinely just wants to help INSIGHT CHECK The entire party
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    When the Barbarian has a plan and wants to lead When I'm in command, son, every mission's a su le mission.
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    Your First PC: Hi I'm a Human Fighter avenging the d _h of my father Your Fourth PC: I'm a mountain biking vampire witch from the future GIF
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    When you get the party to draw their characters but everyone has different art styles. 1
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    Darkmessiah Today at 7:22 PM Playing DnD is not hard you just roll dice and then say something insane and the DM sighs
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    Can I see the children's' menu please? I'm going to steal the puzzles for my DnD game
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    Chwistopher | ValiDate a...⠀ @Loudwindow every villainous group looks like this dumb Smart Sexy Gremlin 7:28 PM - 31 Dec 22 Every D&D party ever Are we the baddies?
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    imgflip.com The DM I hate that guy "Do we level up?"
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    Melody #ZangiefForSmash @shoopdyt Players: Nice! I rolled a 20, that means i succeed right? DMs: NO
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    Friend: Why do you prefer to be the DM instead of one of the players? Me: First of all, it's pretty fun messing with people.
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    I DECIDED TO BE A CLERIC FOR OUR NEW CAMPAIGN! OH GOOD! WE NEEDED A HEAL BOT!
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    Paladin: We need that sword but there is no way to get it Rogue: We could always steal it. Also Rogue remembering that the Paladin is LG: @4d6_drop_lowest For legal reasons, that's a joke.
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    Players: how does this towns economy work? Me, the DM making it up as i go: HES TUO it just works.
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    Party Problem Player Everyone knows who's in charge. DM Party Problem DM player Me, right? DM Problem player Yes, you of course

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